February 2012
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You know why I should never have kids? Because one would absolutely get named Mia Godzilla, and the other would get named Razor Ramon.
-ZH
Its sort of alarming that I just realized “taking up a job at the jersey shore for the summer” was becoming a totally necessary step in the plan of figuring our my career and life.
-ZH
On a bike ride down to see a hockey game, I 100% convinced myself that I would be able to put my backpack under my jacket in the front and pretend I was pregnant in order to sneak in about 15 dollars worth of snacks. However, this did not include the two giant soft pretzels - I’d have to shove those into my two front pockets.
for me, snack smuggling is not so much a hobby, as it is a...
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Today I started the P90X program and then I ate french fries and jelly beans for lunch. I’m okay with this. -JM
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Today is valentines day! Or as I like I call it, “the day I go to the laundry mat to wash my jacket that smells like a soup kitchen and watch vintage WWF DVDs on my couch alone.” Who says romance is dead?
trying to categorize my spending to form a budget for the year….what category do fireworks fit under?
-ZH
As I get older, I’m noticing that the stereotypical reaction most women have towards babies, I’m feeling towards stray cats.
-ZH
