February 2012
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You know why I should never have kids? Because one would absolutely get named Mia Godzilla, and the other would get named Razor Ramon.
-ZH
Its sort of alarming that I just realized “taking up a job at the jersey shore for the summer” was becoming a totally necessary step in the plan of figuring our my career and life.
-ZH
On a bike ride down to see a hockey game, I 100% convinced myself that I would be able to put my backpack under my jacket in the front and pretend I was pregnant in order to sneak in about 15 dollars worth of snacks. However, this did not include the two giant soft pretzels - I’d have to shove those into my two front pockets.
for me, snack smuggling is not so much a hobby, as it is a...
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Today I started the P90X program and then I ate french fries and jelly beans for lunch. I’m okay with this. -JM
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Today is valentines day! Or as I like I call it, “the day I go to the laundry mat to wash my jacket that smells like a soup kitchen and watch vintage WWF DVDs on my couch alone.” Who says romance is dead?
trying to categorize my spending to form a budget for the year….what category do fireworks fit under?
-ZH
As I get older, I’m noticing that the stereotypical reaction most women have towards babies, I’m feeling towards stray cats.
-ZH
January 2012
22 posts
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Shades of Blue
Yesterday I spent hours trying to decide which shade of Special Effects blue I want to dye my hair. After looking at page after page of photos of teenagers with blue hair I decided on Fish Bowl. Then I got really excited about changing my hair and today I went to purchase that color only to find out the store doesn’t carry that particular shade. - JM #adultproblems
One day I will have my own office and it will be decorated with things like this.
I want all of them. -JM
I just realized my idea of dressing up includes wearing my “good pair of skeleton gloves” (aka the ones without all the holes.)
-ZH
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My name is Jaime, I like to dance.
I love primary colors and dancing so to me it makes sense that my fashion icons are the little kids from Yo Gabba Gabba. Yes, the hit children’s show that hipsters without kids hate and the children of hipster’s love. I do not have kids and I haven’t actually watched an episode of YGG in over a year since I canceled cable and realized Netflix is now streaming episodes of She-Ra....
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Yesterday there was a weird shuffling on the roof of the house. A “normal” adult would think It’s probably the wind or a group of squirrels. My brain immediately thought “THERE IS A DRAGON ON THE ROOF! -JM
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in my endless quest to be “more professional” i started flossing regularly!
and then i brought eggo waffles to work with me
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I have a confession- I’ve thought about (one day) getting married to the Jurassic Park theme song more times than I would like to admit.
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